Currently Reading Cell: A Novel By Stephen King see related

Quote of The Week: "Then we'll be dead, yet still alive... Like Leonard Cohen!"
- "Neil" from The Young Ones as he realises a vampire is about to attack.

Got my results from the January Modules this week. They weren't awesome.

English Language: C
Business Studies: U

U!? What in the blue fuck is a U? I didn't even know we had Us.

Don't know whether I've mentioned this before, but I need an A in English Language and an A in Business Studies to get into the University of Liverpool. Fuck. Resit, here I come; so long, £60.

In other news, my uncle is in hospital with what must be his third stroke. He's also had multiple heart attacks in the past, and I can only pray that he pulls through this time. Any other prayers or just thoughts would be appreciated.

To top off the week, I awoke this morning to find not one, but two puddles of red (red!) vomit in my room. And this is not a Liverpool FC joke: I actually did throw up crimson sick.

I have come to the following conclusion: I cannot hold my red wine.